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I have a lot to say, but I can't say it coherently right now.

Sorry. That's the big thing.

I need time. More later.

Checked my email for the first time in a week today. Only read 4 out of 176 messgaes. Too many. Sorry about the backlog.

Haven't opened Facebook in a long while. Sorry about that too.

Didn't do enough here either. Sorry about that.

I need to just go away and stop hurting everyone I love. Am I strong enough? Nope.

Enough of this emo shit for one night...


MiracleASSassin

Aaron Shurtleff uses this area as a dumping ground for his random thoughts... Read more »

28-X-2009 or Finale/FAg Expo

I'm stuck at the Florida Agricultural Exposition today. Or, as it is abbreviated, FL Ag Expo. I call it the FAg Expo. Go »

22-XII-2008 or I am dumb.

Funny story (only it's not)! My wife was running in a 5K race for the inaugural magicjack.com Saint Petersburg Bowl (I love those corporate tie-ins!), Go »

28-VII-2008 or Why Did I Read That??

OK, here's the story: My wife and I went to see X-Files: I Want To Believe this weekend. I was considering putting up a review, but now I cannot. Why, you ask? Go »

24-VI-2019 or Your move!

So, some of my co-workers (though technically subordinates, but I hate those kinds of terms) went digging around on the interwebs and found me here on Funeratic. They said I should write more blog posts because they are great. Ok. Go »

20-IX-2006 or Man, those Samoans sure are a surly bunch.

That was the punchline to a Bloom County comic I read many years ago. It always cracks me up...which makes no sense, really. Go »

10-VII-2006 or Thinking too hard

I'm thinking too hard about it. I'm letting my fears get the best of me. I need to relax and just deal with things from a position of confidence, not weakness. Go »