Writers Block
by Aaron Shurtleff on September 24, 2010

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I have a lot to say, but I can't say it coherently right now.
Sorry. That's the big thing.
I need time. More later.
Checked my email for the first time in a week today. Only read 4 out of 176 messgaes. Too many. Sorry about the backlog.
Haven't opened Facebook in a long while. Sorry about that too.
Didn't do enough here either. Sorry about that.
I need to just go away and stop hurting everyone I love. Am I strong enough? Nope.
Enough of this emo shit for one night...
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