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I have a lot to say, but I can't say it coherently right now.

Sorry. That's the big thing.

I need time. More later.

Checked my email for the first time in a week today. Only read 4 out of 176 messgaes. Too many. Sorry about the backlog.

Haven't opened Facebook in a long while. Sorry about that too.

Didn't do enough here either. Sorry about that.

I need to just go away and stop hurting everyone I love. Am I strong enough? Nope.

Enough of this emo shit for one night...


MiracleASSassin

Aaron Shurtleff uses this area as a dumping ground for his random thoughts... Read more »

25-IV-2008 or Seedy Underground

Here it is, at great risk to my personal safety. A photo of what goes on in the seedy underground world of adult Kickball. If you are squeamish, you might not want to look at this picture... Go »

2-X-2008 or Oh, YEAH!

That's why I stopped playing the Devil in Rock Block! I knew there was some reason... Go »

17-VII-2008 or Severed Penises!!!

Read my review of the film Teeth, which probably will be personally responsible for getting goo.tc some fairly interesting hits! :) Look out, Scott! Go »

13-VII-2019 or Inappropriate Humor

Good day. I am still really exhausted from my work trip, so another short one. If I were to say only the punchline of an inappropriate joke, assuming said punchline was not itself inappropriate in this out of context way, would it be the same as if I had said the joke? Go »

25-IV-2007 or Ze pearl is in ze river

That's a quote from a weird movie I saw back in the day. I think it had Chevy Chase and more vertically challenged people than I can count (including the famous Billy Barty!). The details are sketchy at this point, but I believe there was a secret message to be passed to the person who gave the code phrase, "The pearl is in the river." Go »

2-VII-2008 or Quick Hits

1) At the bottom of my Dashboard, it says: You are not currently playing a concert with Amy Austin. Yea. And I ain't gonna! Go »