19-XI-2010
by Aaron Shurtleff on November 19, 2010

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OK, I don't actually know what to say. I thought I would have something to impart, but I got nothing.
Sorry.
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I saw a meme that claimed there was a petition to change the name of fire ants to spicy bois. I am trying to be hip to the lingo the kids are using nowadays! They do like the word spicy, I'll tell you hwat. Go »
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I know! I don't believe it either! And to all the haters out there, I got my hater-blockers on! Go »
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That's a quote from a weird movie I saw back in the day. I think it had Chevy Chase and more vertically challenged people than I can count (including the famous Billy Barty!). The details are sketchy at this point, but I believe there was a secret message to be passed to the person who gave the code phrase, "The pearl is in the river." Go »
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