Aaron Hernandez
This celebrity goo was created by Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie may have altered Chris's goo before publication.
publication date: Sunday, February 23, 2020 (part of Winter 2020)
category: 
Crime
clue: This former football player decided that, even though being a murderer wasn't a smart idea, and being sentenced to life afterwards was terrible idea, committing suicide by hanging in his cell by a bed sheet and attempting to block the door by jamming the door with various items to the cell so no one could come in to help was a smart idea.
explanation: Hernandez was a former New England Patriots player who was convicted of homicide and hung himself in his cell. more…
intended difficulty: medium
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Richard Slominsky, Erik Bates, and Scott Hardie
trivia: Chris created this goo on the day that Hernandez's suicide was in the news (April 19, 2017).
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