publication date: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 (part of Summer 2013)

category: Injustice

clue: After an Italian fox dominated him, he was left with 8.75 reasons to forget.

explanation: Louima was beaten and sodomized in a precinct bathroom by a New York police officer named Volpe (Italian for "fox"), who was later sentenced to decades in prison for the assault. Louima received an $8.75 million settlement from the city. more…

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Justin Woods, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, and Joanna Woods

Bathroom Break: For Steve West's birthday, here are five celebrities who have experienced bad luck in bathrooms, inspired by Steve's plumbing woes. All five goos are extra difficult, because that's the way Steve likes them.

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