This celebrity goo was created by Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie may have altered Chris's goo before publication.

publication date: Sunday, September 8, 2019 (part of Fall 2019)

category: Crime

clue: Being in the Sunshine State is a drag. She tried to evanesce after injuring a traffic cop. This gulf-based goo should be a breeze to solve.

explanation: Giorgio drove away from a traffic stop in Gulf Breeze, Florida, dragging an officer and breaking his arm, earning her a 15-year prison sentence. "Evanesce" was a reference to Evanescence singer Amy Lee, a hint at Giorgio's name. more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, LaVonne Lemler, and Erik Bates


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