Felix Batista
This celebrity goo was created by Lori Lancaster.
Scott Hardie may have altered Lori's goo before publication.
publication date: Sunday, May 31, 2009 (part of Round XXXIX)
category: 
Victims
clue: All the advice in the world hasn't been able to keep him safe.
explanation: Batista was an expert in kidnapping who advised law-enforcement agencies and negotiated ransoms, until his own abduction in December 2008. more…
solved by: Russ Wilhelm
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