publication date: Saturday, August 13, 2022 (part of Summer 2022)

category: Crime

clue: The Internet is fond of saying that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, but his assistant and friend will do time for him: She's been sentenced to decades in prison for helping him with child sex trafficking.

intended difficulty: very easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, LaVonne Lemler, and Richard Slominsky


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