publication date: Monday, March 9, 2009 (part of Round XXXVIII)

category: Sports

clue: Wife-beating and unkempt pit bulls earned this wide receiver some Texan justice.

explanation: Mathis was released by the Houston Texans after being arrested for spousal abuse and loose dogs. more…

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Justin Woods, Richard Slominsky, Denise Sawicki, Mike Rothstein, Steve Dunn, Amy Austin, Jerry Mathis, Tony Peters, Ryan Dunn, Sarah Kyle, and Vicki Moore

This goo represented Jerry Mathis in "Don't I Know You From Somewhere?" Week 5. Each goo was named after a Funeratic site member.



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