Jessica Albitz
This celebrity goo was created by player Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie replaced the difficulty, made minor changes to the clue, and made minor changes to the explanation provided by Chris.
publication date: Monday, May 15, 2017 (part of Spring 2017)
category: Crime
clue: Some people would need to put a wall between this Texan and themselves. How much is headbutting going to cost in bits and pieces on taxes?
explanation: Albitz was arrested for headbutting a Houston Walmart employee from the tax preparation section after a verbal altercation. "Bits" was a play on her name. more…
difficulty: hard
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, LaVonne Lemler, Justin Woods, Aaron Shurtleff, and Jesse King
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