Jessica Albitz
This celebrity goo was created by Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie may have altered Chris's goo before publication.
publication date: Monday, May 15, 2017 (part of Spring 2017)
category: 
Crime
clue: Some people would need to put a wall between this Texan and themselves. How much is headbutting going to cost in bits and pieces on taxes?
explanation: Albitz was arrested for headbutting a Houston Walmart employee from the tax preparation section after a verbal altercation. "Bits" was a play on her name. more…
intended difficulty: hard
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, LaVonne Lemler, Justin Woods, Aaron Shurtleff, and Jesse King
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