This celebrity goo was created by Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie may have altered Chris's goo before publication.

publication date: Monday, December 8, 2014 (part of Winter 2015)

category: Literature

clue: If you go to Poland to see this short writer, you will be alone and your heart will be left out in the dark.

explanation: Polish writer Conrad wrote famous short stories including "Heart of Darkness." more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Richard Slominsky, Justin Woods, Denise Sawicki, Joanna Woods, Mike Rothstein, and Lori Lancaster


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