publication date: Thursday, March 28, 2013 (part of Spring 2013)

category: Music

clue: This Napster-hating Dane may be one of the fastest drummers in metal, but he's not the most accurate.

explanation: Ulrich played in Metallica. more…

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Samir Mehta, Justin Woods, Richard Slominsky, Matthew Preston, Denise Sawicki, Joanna Woods, Mike Rothstein, and Steve Dunn

Bang the Drum Badly: They can't all be Neil Peart or Dave Grohl. For years, rock fans have made fun of bad drummers sticking out in good bands, and these five names have all come up in discussions of rock's worst big-time drummers. Try to keep pace with them.

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