publication date: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 (part of Fall 2013)

category: Government

clue: He retired and told the press they wouldn't have him to kick around any more, then went on to become the nation's most disgraced president.

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Justin Woods, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Matthew Preston, Richard Slominsky, Mike Rothstein, and Steve Dunn

The Unretired: Ok, fine, call it a comeback. These five celebrities couldn't stay away from the work they love. (Some have even been goos already and are coming back for more.)

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