publication date: Saturday, July 25, 2015 (part of Summer 2015)
clue: The most corrupt commissioner in any major professional sport doesn't want to get into a pissing match with law enforcement agencies who are investigating his organization for corruption.
explanation: Blatter was president of FIFA and was embroiled in corruption controversies. The phrase "pissing match" was a play on his last name. more…
trivia: Scott created this goo as written before Blatter's resignation on June 2, 2015.