Seymore Butts
This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
This goo was worth a point in January 2026.
publication date: Wednesday, January 21, 2026 (part of January 2026)
category: 
Sexuality
clue: Several family members went into the pornography business with him, but nobody has seen more butts than him.
explanation: Adam Glasser, known professionally as Seymore Butts, is a pornography director and producer. He was at the center of the reality TV series Family Business that depicted his mother and cousin working with him. more…
intended difficulty: easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky
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