This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo was worth a point in November 2025.

publication date: Saturday, November 8, 2025 (part of November 2025)

category: Government

clue: That a 34-year-old Muslim Socialist would be the next mayor of New York, once inconceivable, just became inevitable.

intended difficulty: very easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Richard Slominsky


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