Climbing the longest ladder that's ever been is the same as climbing a short one: Just take it one step at a time. It only makes sense to take them in order, right?



Brownie King

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Saturday, May 31, 2025

category: Sports

clue: When Bristol International Speedway opened near his birthplace at the peak of his racing career, it quickly became this Daytona legend's favorite track. Who's the king?

explanation: King was born in Johnson City, Tennessee, near what is today the Bristol Motor Speedway. more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky

trivia: This goo concluded "Up the Long Ladder," a month-long goo theme inspired by Erik Bates's Goo Ladder from years earlier, in which the name of each goo connected to the name of the next. Scott had long wanted to make his own "ladder" like Erik's, but it never materialized until Scott had several trips planned for May 2025 and needed to prepare a month's worth of goos in advance, and decided to make a "long" ladder spanning the entire month.


Coral Browne

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Friday, May 30, 2025

category: Theater

clue: She was a walking contradiction: An Australian famous for An Englishman Abroad, named after two different colors, who spoke like a fucking lady.

explanation: Browne was a stage and screen actress who was so widely known for swearing that she became the subject of the biographical play This Fucking Lady. She won a BAFTA TV Award for Best Actress for the 1963 production of An Englishman Abroad. more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, and LaVonne Lemler


Cat Cora

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Thursday, May 29, 2025

category: Cuisine

clue: On her episodes of Iron Chef America, the secret ingredient wasn't cat food, but that's what the contestants produced anyway.

explanation: Restaurateur Cora is widely known for her ten-year run as an Iron Chef, tasting what the contestants made. more…

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, and LaVonne Lemler


Yousef Erakat

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Wednesday, May 28, 2025

category: Internet

clue: This fitness YouTube has been especially choosy about his boxing matches ever since a pair of TKOs left him feeling woozy, but his honesty about his mental health and Muslim upbringing has been the bigger doozy.

explanation: Erakat, nicknamed Fousey (rhymes with boozy), is an online personality who is especially prominent on YouTube under various channel names. He primarily focuses on personal fitness, and has twice sworn never to box again after losing two matches. more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Samir Mehta


Ramzi Yousef

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Tuesday, May 27, 2025

category: Terrorism

clue: Eight years before his uncle succeeded in taking down a pair of buildings, his own plot to blow them up turned out to be far less lethal.

explanation: Yousef was the primary planner of the 1993 World Trade Center bombing that killed six people in a failed attempt to bring down both the north and south towers. His uncle Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was the primary planner of the 9/11 attacks on the towers eight years later. more…

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


Bella Ramsey

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Monday, May 26, 2025

category: Television

clue: After losing a game of thrones, they might be the last of the actors you'd expect to star in a hit video-game adaptation for the same TV service.

explanation: Ramsey starred in Game of Thrones and The Last of Us. more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and LaVonne Lemler


Alexander Graham Bell

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Sunday, May 25, 2025

category: Inventions

clue: Mr, Watson, come here. He wants to see you.

explanation: Bell invented the telephone with his assistant Thomas Watson. The clue is a play on he first words ever spoken through a telephone, in their laboratory. more…

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, and LaVonne Lemler


Lamar Alexander

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Saturday, May 24, 2025

category: Government

clue: His walk across Tennessee in his signature flannel led to a governorship, a presidential cabinet position, a presidential candidacy, and a long tenure as a senator.

explanation: Alexander was the governor of Tennessee from 1979-1987, the secretary of education from 1991-1993, a presidential candidate in 1996 and 2000, and a senator from Tennessee from 2002-2020. more…

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


Kendrick Lamar

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Friday, May 23, 2025

category: Music

clue: Feuding with Drake is apparently good for your career: It can lead to tying a record for Grammy wins and playing the Super Bowl halftime show.

explanation: Lamar spent part of 2024 releasing a series of diss tracks alleging Drake's pedophilia. One of them, "Not Like Us," won Song of the Year and Record of the Year at the subsequent Grammys ceremony. In early 2025, he performed at the Super Bowl. more…

intended difficulty: very easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


Anna Kendrick

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Thursday, May 22, 2025

category: Movies

clue: Her lead vocal performance in the Trolls films has been pitch-perfect, even if online trolls didn't like her acting or singing in the Pitch Perfect films.

intended difficulty: very easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


Antonio López de Santa Anna

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Wednesday, May 21, 2025

category: Government

clue: He won battles at the Alamo and Goliad, but due to his corruption and incompetence, he has come to be regarded as several of Mexico's worst presidents.

explanation: Santa Anna served several distinct terms as the president of Mexico, including during the Texas Revolution and Mexican American War. more…

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Samir Mehta


Susan Anton

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Tuesday, May 20, 2025

category: Movies

clue: This girl's golden breakthrough role led to a cannonball run in theaters, a series of cliffhangers on television, and a couple of white chicks on stage.

explanation: Anton starred in the films Goldengirl and Cannonball Run II, the TV series Cliffhangers, and the stage play "A Couple of White Chicks Sitting Around Talking," among many other productions. more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


Jacqueline Susann

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Monday, May 19, 2025

category: Literature

clue: A quarter-century of acting gave her the life experience (and promotional connections) to write a best-selling book about a valley of drug-addicted plastic young women working in show business.

explanation: Susann's best-selling books included Valley of the Dolls. Her first career was stage and screen acting. more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


Andrew Jack

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Sunday, May 18, 2025

category: Movies

clue: He taught Kevin Costner how to sound British, Daniel Day-Lewis how to sound Mohican, and Robert Downey Jr. how to sound silent.

explanation: Jack was a well-known dialect coach for films such as Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, The Last of the Mohicans, and Chaplin, later offered on-camera and vocal roles because of his skill at enunciation. more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Samir Mehta


Eric André

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Saturday, May 17, 2025

category: Television

clue: The comedy in his eponymous, fake public access TV show has proven highly memeable.

explanation: Numerous memes have been spawned from The Eric Andre Show. more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Samir Mehta


Bo Derek

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Friday, May 16, 2025

category: Movies

clue: She lost her leg to an orca and her dignity to a sharknado.

explanation: Derek co-starred in Orca: The Killer Whale in 1977 and Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! in 2015. more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Samir Mehta


Alisha Boe

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Thursday, May 15, 2025

category: Television

clue: I can think of one reason why she's not in the Piracy category—she only played a buccaneer on TV—and I'm not going to provide twelve more.

explanation: Boe is known for the TV shows 13 Reasons Why and The Buccaneers. more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Samir Mehta


Mahershala Ali

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Wednesday, May 14, 2025

category: Movies

clue: He's played two criminals for Marvel and true detective for HBO.

explanation: Ali played "Cottonmouth" Stokes in season 1 of Luke Cage, Prowler in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse and its sequel, and Wayne Hays in season 3 of True Detective. more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, and Bora Gursel


Adriana Lima

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Tuesday, May 13, 2025

category: Modeling

clue: This mysterious supermodel has yet to explain how she shares a name with the capital of Peru when she's actually from Brazil.

intended difficulty: very easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, and Bora Gursel


Nathan Adrian

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Monday, May 12, 2025

category: Sports

clue: Having a Chinese mother did not stop him from earning gold medals for America in the 2008, 2012, and 2016 Olympics.

explanation: Competitive swimmer Adrian's mother immigrated from Hong Kong. Alone or as part of a relay team, he won one gold medal in 2008, and two each in 2012 and 2016. more…

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, and Bora Gursel


Tonie Nathan

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Sunday, May 11, 2025

category: Records

clue: In the 1972 presidential election, she broke a barrier for women, but not the one most widely remembered.

explanation: As the Libertarian Party's vice-presidential nominee, Nathan received one electoral vote from a faithless Republican elector, making her the first woman (and first Jew) to receive any electoral vote in a national election in the United States. The year is better remembered for Shirley Chisholm's candidacy for the Democratic Party's presidential nomination, making her the first black candidate to run for president via a major party and the first female candidate to run via the Democratic Party. more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Bora Gursel

player landmarks: This was the first goo solved by Bora Gursel.


Rose Stone

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Saturday, May 10, 2025

category: Music

clue: Every day, she sang about people like (and with) her brothers, but not in Ian Brown's band.

explanation: Stone performed in Sly and the Family Stone with her brothers Sly and Freddie, known for their hit "Everyday People." The reference to Ian Brown, frontman of the British band the Stone Roses, was a play on her name. more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Samir Mehta


Ruby Rose

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Friday, May 9, 2025

category: Television

clue: Javicia Leslie become the new black when she took over a chiropteran role from this Aussie.

explanation: Leslie replaced Ruby as the title character in the Batwoman TV series. Rose previously appeared in Orange is the New Black. more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


Joe Ruby

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Thursday, May 8, 2025

category: Cartoons

clue: With his production partner, he co-created a colorful quartet of teen-aged mystery-solvers and their snickering Great Dane.

explanation: Ruby and Ken Spears created the Scooby-Doo franchise through their production company Ruby-Spears Productions. more…

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


Isaiah Joe

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Wednesday, May 7, 2025

category: Sports

clue: Sometimes, the littlest thunder can make the most noise.

explanation: Joe is the smallest player on the Oklahoma City Thunder, at 6'3" and 165 lbs. more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


Christian Isaiah

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Tuesday, May 6, 2025

category: Television

clue: He established a bridge to the past when he played Chadwick Boseman's character as a boy, but he's best known for identifying as a member of Oasis without any sense of shame.

explanation: Isaiah played a younger version of Boseman's character in the film 21 Bridges, and played the role of Liam Gallagher on the TV series Shameless. more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Samir Mehta


Fletcher Christian

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Monday, May 5, 2025

category: Crime

clue: Collecting a bounty on this mutineer would have required a voyage to Pitcairn Island.

explanation: In 1788, Christian led the famous "Mutiny on the Bounty" in which he and crewmates serving on the HMS Bounty seized control from Captain William Bligh and escaped to the Pitcairn Islands as fugitives, where Christian died in 1793. more…

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, and LaVonne Lemler


Tom Fletcher

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Sunday, May 4, 2025

category: Music

clue: When he's not writing songs under the pseudonym of a Back to the Future character, he's writing books about a dinosaur's gastrointestinal foreign body expulsion.

explanation: Fletcher is the lead vocalist of the band McFly. He has authored many children's books, including in the "Dinosaur that Pooped" series. more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


Michael Winterbottom

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Saturday, May 3, 2025

category: Movies

clue: This director is frequently on the road: He's made films about trips to Sarajevo, Guantanamo, Italy, Spain, Greece, and his native England.

explanation: Winterbottom directed the films On the Road, Welcome to Sarajevo, The Road to Guantanamo, The Trip to Italy, The Trip to Spain, The Trip to Greece, and This England. more…

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


George Michael

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Friday, May 2, 2025

category: Music

clue: He's never gonna dance again—not because guilty feet have no rhythm, but because he died in 2016.

explanation: The lyrics play on the chorus of Michael's hit song "Careless Whisper." more…

intended difficulty: very easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


Melissa George

This goo was worth a point in May 2025.

publication date: Thursday, May 1, 2025

category: Television

clue: In her home country of Australia, she gained fame for starring in a long-running soap opera while still a teenager. Since moving away, she has hunted for better roles, from thieves using aliases first, to a patient in treatment for a short heartbeat, to a mother who (twice) slapped mosquitoes on a coast.

explanation: George was in the primary cast of the TV shows Home and Away, Hunted, Thieves, Alias, The First, In Treatment, the short-lived series Heartbeat, The Slap and its American remake of the same title, and The Mosquito Coast. more…

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky