Fill in the rest. I wonder: They can send a man to the moon, but they can't make a toilet for home use that keeps itself from overflowing? Go »
Bill Valentine suggested that I use DCONN on my mice. I leave it around the mouse trails, let them eat it, and it slowly absorbs all of the moisture in their body, killing them and drying up their bodies so that there's no stench. Go »
Requiem for a Web Page
Until today, I featured something called "Who Would You Kill?" on my home page. Go »
Dave passed along the Yankee or Dixie Quiz (thanks Dave), which purports to guess your region of the country based on the way you pronounce words. I was raised in Illinois by parents who had lived most of their lives in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and West Virgin Go »
Take Me Away
The weather outside is frightful. Where do you most want to take a vacation, and what kinds of things do you want to do there? I'm asking partly to spark discussion, partly out of curiosity, and partly to see if Kelly and I have overlooked any great possi Go »
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