Ha! I just saw the funniest thing, but I shouldn't make mention of it, since it involves images of me online on Youtube cursing and being a total dick. It's real funny, but of course, if I speak of it, or name the event, then everyone will see me being a weirdo, and they might think that's really how I roll.

So, yeah. Not much to say then, really. Just a quick teaser...

..and I'm gone.


Fifteen Replies to 14-VII-2009 or Oh. Didn't I Mention That??

Matthew Preston | July 15, 2009
Oh man! No fair! :-)

Jackie Mason | July 16, 2009
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Amy Austin | July 16, 2009
Sigh... what an attention seeker!

Aaron Shurtleff | July 17, 2009
Not intentionally! I was going to put in the link, but then I thought about having it definately linked to me might not be good. I will give the link to anyone who asks, how's that? That way it's not just sitting there waiting to bite me in the ass.

I stress again, it is childish, immature, crude, and possibly only hilarious to people who were there!! That said, drop me the line, I'll PM it over to you...

Amy Austin | July 17, 2009
You know we all want to know... or we wouldn't have written!

Steve West | July 17, 2009
I want to know!

Lori Lancaster | July 17, 2009
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Jackie Mason | July 22, 2009
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Scott Hardie | July 22, 2009
Me too. Although I would be interested in seeing it re-enacted at GooCon instead.

Jackie Mason | July 29, 2009
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Aaron Shurtleff | July 29, 2009
Yeah, I suspect you were looking at the wrong DB, there, Jackie. There's a reason I'm not in any of the beach shots. :)

Amy Austin | July 29, 2009
'Cause you're a chicken DB!

Aaron Shurtleff | July 29, 2009
It's because I didn't have the machine, thankyouverymuch! :P

Amy Austin | July 29, 2009
Whatev.

Jackie Mason | July 30, 2009
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