5-XI-2012 or Self Indulgent Crap
by Aaron Shurtleff on November 5, 2012

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4-VI-2008 or I want to write, but I must sleep
As the title states. Tired. Confused. Go »
28-V-2007 or Hippies will always attack an Elf, when they see one.
Random title of a spam message that came to my work e-mail address recently. Thought it was amusing enough to use as a post title! Well, it's Memorial Day, so take some time to appreciate the sacrifices others have made for you today. Go »
27-VI-2019 or Savage Meme
Been a busy day, but I guess I gotta do something. Hi! Hello! Go »
21-V-2007 or Has it been a month already?
I can't believe it! I really suck! :( Anyhow, I am no longer receiving the attention of a member of the psychiatric profession, so that period of my life is over (for now). Go »
25-IV-2007 or Ze pearl is in ze river
That's a quote from a weird movie I saw back in the day. I think it had Chevy Chase and more vertically challenged people than I can count (including the famous Billy Barty!). The details are sketchy at this point, but I believe there was a secret message to be passed to the person who gave the code phrase, "The pearl is in the river." Go »