5-XI-2012 or Self Indulgent Crap
by Aaron Shurtleff on November 5, 2012

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16-VIII-2006 or When the cat's away...
Woo hoo! My boss is out of town! Supposedly, I'm in charge, but it really doesn't work that way. Go »
15-V-2016 or OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!
Someone on Facebook just quoted Caddyshack, and the quote included the name Mitch Cumstein. THE LEGEND OF MITCHELL CUMSTEIN IS REAL!!!!!!! Go »
29-VIII-2006 or Most-wanted polygamist?!
I just saw on CNN that we caught the polygamist who was on the FBI's most wanted list. Hmm... I should read the article to see what he did exactly. Go »
20-II-2007 or Holy crap!
This is a most Holy of Holy days!!! I finally got a GOO before anyone else!! I'm #1! Go »
14-VIII-2006 or "A bombardment?" "An OBSCENE one!!"
Random quote from a movie I watched a few years back called "Il Monstro", which is "The Monster" in Italian. It had that one Italian actor who has been doing most of the comedic roles lately (I think his name is Roberto Begnini, or something close to). It's pretty funny, I think. Go »