Coolest Home Theater Ever
by Steve West on November 19, 2007

Chance of impressing your friends: 100% Chance of getting laid: Somewhat lower. This is definitely going to be a part of Barbie's Dream House. Especially if it comes with a replicator. Thanks Uncle Scoopy!
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Lori Lancaster | November 19, 2007
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Amy Austin | November 19, 2007
Pretty frickin' sweet, I say...