Newest goo! Totally asinine guess! Realized I was wrong after I'd had the guess confirmation thingy! Wow! I amaze me!


Two Replies to Dangit!

Erik Bates | October 24, 2006
Two in a row, too! You're slipping! :-)

Jackie Mason | October 26, 2006
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AdriRant

Adrianne Rodgers complains about life and all its little nuisances. Read more »

The Black-Eyed Peas Must Be Stopped

Seriously. We've all heard that "My Humps" song they put out. The first time I heard it, I refused to believe that it came from the Blackeyed Peas. Go »

Empty Ice Trays..

From the looks of things, you'd think it takes an advanced degree to refill an ice cube tray. I guess if I don't want to spend the next half hour skimming ice slivers off of sluggishly freezing cube slots, I might as well just go out and buy a ten pound bag. What do you mean, I'm the only one who lives here?!?!? Go »

Two Obnoxoius Teenage SubCultures

Goths vs. Emos...this isn't going to win me any friends in the high school set.... Go »

The United States of Walmart

Walmart: Worst. Store. Ever. Go »

A List of Things That Tick Me Off

1. Crusty old binnies who accuse the current generation of being selfish as they don mink coats and drive down to Florida in Lexus convertibles with lambskin seats. 2. Go »

I Hate Pigeons (And You Should Too)

Pigeon - An overweight urban dove with an iridescent neck and funky little head movements, commonly imitated by dancing humans. Why you should hate them : Their cooing sends a dread through all humans, because if you can hear it, it is probably near enough to be decorating your property with disease-ridden droppings. There is no escaping them, as they inhabit cities world-wide. Go »

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