Newest goo! Totally asinine guess! Realized I was wrong after I'd had the guess confirmation thingy! Wow! I amaze me!


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AdriRant

Adrianne Rodgers complains about life and all its little nuisances. Read more »

Mini-Rant: A Night At The Movies

The person next to me was not there to watch the film, but rather to rotate the contents of six paper bags. Go »

The Black-Eyed Peas Must Be Stopped

Seriously. We've all heard that "My Humps" song they put out. The first time I heard it, I refused to believe that it came from the Blackeyed Peas. Go »

I Hate Pigeons (And You Should Too)

Pigeon - An overweight urban dove with an iridescent neck and funky little head movements, commonly imitated by dancing humans. Why you should hate them : Their cooing sends a dread through all humans, because if you can hear it, it is probably near enough to be decorating your property with disease-ridden droppings. There is no escaping them, as they inhabit cities world-wide. Go »

Happy Freakin' Holidays

Can we please, *please*, give these stores a break people? There's no need to get all up in arms over the fact that Walmart and Target are greeting people with, gasp!, "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." Go »

The United States of Walmart

Walmart: Worst. Store. Ever. Go »

I Got Tuna Fish In The Mayonnaise

Which is far worse than getting jelly in the peanut butter. The spot of tuna has begun to fester and spread, leaving a repulsive brown stain. Lunch is ruined. Go »