Halloween Post #2: Halloween Masks, For Real
by Steve West on September 29, 2007
No matter how wrinkled I get. No matter how much money I ever make. No matter how desperate I become to restore the perception of my youth. I will never never never resort to any kind of cosmetic surgery. That lady looks like Rocky Dennis from Mask. Is that the look she was looking for? Obviously not but there it is. The horror, the horror...
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Steve West scours the Web searching for interest or absurdity and then shakes his head ruefully when he finds it. Read more »
Dear Miriam...
Oh, thank you Miriam, that's great advice. BTW this letter is indeed a spoof of the "Dear Miriam" column in The Daily Mirror that appeared in the satirical publication Viz. Pretty damn funny, though. Go »Sometimes Romance is Spontaneous
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Jackie Mason | October 2, 2007
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