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Two Replies to Harvey

Lorrie Cozzens | November 9, 2017
I can not love this line enough: "Hostess was way out of line to get angry at MF for not being an assault victim the right way."

Thank you for writing this.

Scott Hardie | November 12, 2017
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Logical Operator

The creator of Funeratic, Scott Hardie, blogs about running this site, losing weight, and other passions including his wife Kelly, his friends, movies, gaming, and Florida. Read more »

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