I Got Tuna Fish In The Mayonnaise
by Adrianne Rodgers on October 3, 2006
Which is far worse than getting jelly in the peanut butter. The spot of tuna has begun to fester and spread, leaving a repulsive brown stain. Lunch is ruined. The whole day is ruined.
Two Replies to I Got Tuna Fish In The Mayonnaise
Scott Hardie | October 4, 2006
Perhaps squeezeable bottles of jelly and mayonnaise would help? If you can get tuna through the tiny slit in the cap, you're good.
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Jackie Mason | October 4, 2006
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