I Got Tuna Fish In The Mayonnaise
by Adrianne Rodgers on October 3, 2006

Which is far worse than getting jelly in the peanut butter. The spot of tuna has begun to fester and spread, leaving a repulsive brown stain. Lunch is ruined. The whole day is ruined.
Two Replies to I Got Tuna Fish In The Mayonnaise
Scott Hardie | October 4, 2006
Perhaps squeezeable bottles of jelly and mayonnaise would help? If you can get tuna through the tiny slit in the cap, you're good.
AdriRant
Adrianne Rodgers complains about life and all its little nuisances. Read more »

Dangit!
Newest goo! Totally asinine guess! Realized I was wrong after I'd had the guess confirmation thingy! Go »
A Letter To The Director
Dear Uwe Boll. Stop it. Oh for the love of god please stop it. Go »
Mini-Rant: A Night At The Movies
The person next to me was not there to watch the film, but rather to rotate the contents of six paper bags. Go »
Why Squeezeable Bottles Suck....
Scott's right, it would be hard to get tuna into them. But why oh why oh why oh why must they design those bottles to be so evil? You squeeze and squeeze them, and they only make farting sounds. Go »
The Black-Eyed Peas Must Be Stopped
Seriously. We've all heard that "My Humps" song they put out. The first time I heard it, I refused to believe that it came from the Blackeyed Peas. Go »
Jackie Mason | October 4, 2006
[hidden by author request]