Parking Lot Pun
by Scott Hardie on April 29, 2007
Overheard from an elderly woman whose groceries were being lifted into her trunk by a teenaged boy: "When you're as old as I am, the world is your hoister."
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Scott Hardie | May 7, 2007
Me too.
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Anna Gregoline | May 1, 2007
I actually think that's pretty good.