Parking Lot Pun
by Scott Hardie on April 29, 2007
Overheard from an elderly woman whose groceries were being lifted into her trunk by a teenaged boy: "When you're as old as I am, the world is your hoister."
Two Replies to Parking Lot Pun
Scott Hardie | May 7, 2007
Me too.
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The creator of Funeratic, Scott Hardie, blogs about running this site, losing weight, and other passions including his wife Kelly, his friends, movies, gaming, and Florida. Read more »
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I hope this doesn't set a precedent for doing this on everybody's 30th birthday, or I'm going to be busy writing these for the next few years... Top Ten Reasons Denise Sawicki is Awesome 10) She wore red on her wedding day, and she looked good. 9) She doesn't just send the DVD as a surprise birthday gift. Go »Screw the Braden River Post Office
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Anna Gregoline | May 1, 2007
I actually think that's pretty good.