R.I.P. Katie
by Scott Hardie on November 11, 2023

Seven Replies to R.I.P. Katie
Scott Hardie | November 12, 2023
I don't know what Katie might have made of that tribute. She was easily scared, and hid from pretty much everything.
I, however, appreciate it. Thank you. :-)
Matthew Preston | November 14, 2023
Scott, I am so sorry for your loss of Katie. She was such a sweetheart and the time I got to spend with her was enjoyable. May she find an everlasting glass of cold water with condensation. Please share my condolences with Kelly as well.
Scott Hardie | November 14, 2023
Thank you very much, Matthew! I will. She was indeed.
Erik Bates | November 15, 2023
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Lori Lancaster | November 16, 2023
I’m sorry Scott ::hugs::
Scott Hardie | November 16, 2023
Thank you both! I appreciate it. <3 We're adjusting.
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Steve West | November 11, 2023
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