publication date: Monday, July 31, 2017 (part of Summer 2017)

category: Government

clue: This scary mooch, newly employed in the Trump administration, can do the fandango.

difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Justin Woods, Matthew Preston, Richard Slominsky, Jesse King, Stan Iwanchuk, and Elaine Beckland

trivia: Scaramucci, only ten days on the job, was fired on the day this goo was published.


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