publication date: Monday, June 25, 2007 (part of Round XXX)
clue: Satirists wonder if this athlete will steal headlines next season by refusing to wear his helmet during games.
explanation: Roethlisberger was a quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers ("steal") when this goo was published. He was widely criticized for not wearing his helmet during a serious motorcycle accident in 2006. more…
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Justin Woods, Matthew Preston, Joanna Woods, Mike Rothstein, Steve Dunn, Amy Austin, Mike Eberhart, Aaron Shurtleff, David Mitzman, Elliot Farney, Jerry Mathis, Tony Peters, Scott Horowitz, Lori Lancaster, Mihai Rusu, Wendy Hampson, Adrianne Rodgers, Justin Hampson, Joy Dunn, and Phyllis Persun