Round XXX
David Mitzman won this round on August 1, 2007. There were 55 goos.
Players this round: Steve West (54 goos solved), Amy Austin (53 goos solved), Elliot Farney (53 goos solved), Matthew Preston (53 goos solved), Joanna Woods (52 goos solved), Justin Woods (52 goos solved), Russ Wilhelm (51 goos solved), Denise Sawicki (49 goos solved), Mike Rothstein (49 goos solved), Steve Dunn (49 goos solved), David Mitzman (46 goos solved), Jerry Mathis (46 goos solved), Mike Eberhart (46 goos solved), Aaron Shurtleff (45 goos solved), Scott Horowitz (45 goos solved), Lori Lancaster (42 goos solved), Tony Peters (42 goos solved), Justin Hampson (40 goos solved), Mihai Rusu (39 goos solved), Wendy Hampson (39 goos solved), Joy Dunn (30 goos solved), Adrianne Rodgers (27 goos solved), Phyllis Joy (25 goos solved), Kerry Odell (22 goos solved), Jackie Mason (20 goos solved), Michael Paul Cote (18 goos solved), Sam Boyarsky (16 goos solved), Melissa Anderson (11 goos solved), Jeremiah Poisson (6 goos solved), Erik Bates (5 goos solved), William Mayo (3 goos solved), Jessica Powers (2 goos solved), and Jason Evans (1 goo solved).
Goo
Sex must be interesting when your boyfriend is green, flat as a board, and can stretch into any shape. Go »
Lindsay Lohan
Without parents to trap them, mean girls turn out raw and loaded in public. Go »
David Letterman
Top Ten Good Things About Becoming a Celebrity Goo:10. Now you're as famous as Kikawada Masaya.
9. Hey, somebody ought to get some practical use out of your mugshot from thesmokinggun.com.
8. Three words: Lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit.
7. You can send this head shot to your agent on April Fools Day.
6. Unlike appearing on Larry King Live, no sexual favors required.
5. Denise Sawicki knows who you are.
4. Mel Gibson won't return your phone calls. Oops, I'm sorry, that's one of the top ten good things about becoming a celebrity Jew.
3. Face it, you still look better than you do in the tabloids.
2. Until that high-concept themed week came along, you had no idea there were six other famous people with your first name.
1. Celebrities deserve more attention. Go »
Yolanda King
Before her recent death, this civil rights activist followed in her parents' footsteps, even embodying Rosa Parks. Who's the king? Go »
Enya
How strange that an Irish-born singer known for Celtic new age music would be named after the Spanish letter Ñ. Go »
Tobey Maguire
This youthful actor's roles have transformed him on-screen from a wonder boy into a Spider-Man. Go »
Knut
Papa's circus show was too hot, and Mama's ice floe was too cold, but this Baby's habitat at the Berlin Zoo is just right. Go »
Thomas Edison
More than any other goo, this inventor should make a light bulb appear over your head when you recognize him. Go »
Stephen Colbert
His satirical nightly Report on the national news has put the pun back into punditry. Go »
Sam Walton
Consumers enjoy this retail magnate's low, low prices, while critics complain about the comany's low, low business practices. Go »
Dale Earnhardt
He may have earned the heart of fans with his seven championships, but even the Intimidator was mortal in the end. Go »
Anne Geddes
Every baby is beautiful through the miraculous lens of this down-under photographer. Go »
Seung-Hui Cho
On April 16, we were all Hokies. Go »
Taylor Swift
This young Tim McGraw fan is swiftly becoming a successful country music singer. Go »
Alfred Kinsey
On a scale of 0 to 6, Liam Neeson's performance as this sexologist was either straight-on or totally gay. Go »
Kim Kardashian
She has followed her best friend into sex tapes and tabloid overexposure, but will she follow her into prison? Go »
Lady Godiva
This naked noblewoman gave new meaning to the phrase "riding bareback." Go »
Robert Opel
The most famous streaker in American history was also the most famous person to upstage David Niven on live television. Go »
Anthony Kiedis
This singer gets so red-hot performing in stadiums and arcades that he gets naked with his bandmates, which, by the way, reveals his scar tissue. Go »
Asia Carrera
Porn stars lead unusual lives, but how many belong to Mensa, play Unreal Tournament with fans, and are named after continents? Go »
Andrew Martinez
Some people get naked so they can rile up their campus (UC Berkeley), go on talk shows (Sally Jessy Raphael), and wind up in magazines (Playgirl and Playboy). But this guy apparently just liked being naked. Go »
Vincent Bethell
Being yourself has never been free, as demonstrated by all the jail time this protester has served for our right to live clothes-free. Go »
Kim Phúc
The photo of this crying girl became burned into our memory as we considered ending the conflict that destroyed her home. Go »
Ben Roethlisberger
Satirists wonder if this athlete will steal headlines next season by refusing to wear his helmet during games. Go »
Otto Frederick Rohwedder
Any way you slice it, this goo created the benchmark of modern invention. Go »
Joss Stone
Will the next princess of soul be a bewitching crybaby? Go »
Carlos Mencia
You have to be retarded if you can't recognize this race-minded comedian. Go »
Leeroy Jenkins
Can you recognize this impatient raider of Blackrock Spire? Time's up! Go »
Khaled Hosseini
This Afghan's career is hotter than 1000 suns. Go »
Mary Carey
Well, if the star of The Terminator and Conan the Barbarian can be governor, why not the star of Asses in the Air 4 and Stormy and Her Horny Friends? Go »
Don Imus
Let's just say this former shock jock won't be giving any commencement speeches at Rutgers any time soon. Go »
Klaus Nomi
How many acts feature an elf singing opera while dressed as a triangle? Oh, wait, this is the East Village we're talking about. Go »
Perez Hilton
Who better to become a celebrity goo than a celebrity gossip? Go »
Christine Todd Whitman
Funny how the governor of one of the most polluted states in the country could become Bush's first protector of the environment, but then, she lasted only as long as her loyalty. Go »
Merle Haggard
This country singer will never tire of being branded a lonely fugitive from Muskogee. Go »
Ernst Gräfenberg
For 57 years, this gynecologist's work has really hit the spot for generations of lovers. Go »
Ron Popeil
As seen on TV, this inventor is a virtual device-o-matic. But wait, there's more! Guess now, and we'll throw in that he's also famous for inventing the infomercial. Go »
John Belushi
Even fraternity brothers get the Blues. Go »
R. Kelly
This "R"&B singer still believes he can fly away from allegations of taking sexy photos of a teenaged girl. Go »
Jane Addams
This advocate for continuing education and community enrichment never had to settle for less than the Nobel Prize. Go »
John Wayne Gacy
This killer gave Chicago's children plenty of reason to be afraid of Bozo. Go »
Marshall Field
This retailer taught his staff to field complaints with the attitude that the customer is always right. Go »
Harry Caray
Holy cow! This broadcast announcer took generations of Cubs fans out to the ball game. Go »
Joan Cusack
If you can't recognize this working girl from her roles as a rock school principal, toy cowgirl, runaway bride's friend, and Arlington Rd. resident, guess anything... Go »
Barry Bonds
Statistics and steroids may have made him a Giant, but he hasn't forged lasting bonds with fans. Go »
Janet Evanovich
This mystery novelist has a plum success in her thirteen (and counting) bestsellers about a bounty hunter. Go »
Joss Whedon
When he had slain enough vampires, this writer-director began setting spaceships on fire. Go »
B. F. Skinner
If the site tells you "Congratulations! Your guess was correct," you're only going to want to guess another goo. Go »
John Henry
This goo been on workin' on the railroad, all the short-lived day. Go »
Emily Yoffe
Poke 'em, prod 'em, even hand this goo a gun. This goo is willing to try it all. Go »
The Turk
In the goo game, it's easy to tell that a human being has beaten you, but in other games two centuries ago, it wasn't so easy. Go »
Arthur Blessitt
Some Christians are content to carry around a tiny cross hanging by their neck, but not this presidential preacher. Go »
Daisuke Matsuzaka
Earlier this year, Boston decided it was time to roll the dice on an import. Go »
Roméo Dallaire
Thirteen years ago, this soldier embodied the U.N.'s love of peace even in the dark face of hatred. Go »
