This celebrity goo was created by Russ Wilhelm.
Scott Hardie may have altered Russ's goo before publication.

publication date: Sunday, December 4, 2016 (part of Winter 2017)

category: Sports

clue: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

explanation: Wood was a English Jockey. more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Steve West, Justin Woods, and Scott Hardie

trivia: Incorrect guesses included Woody Woodward, Chuck Connors, Chuck Stobbs, and Smoky Joe Wood.


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