publication date: Friday, January 6, 2017 (part of Winter 2017)

category: Sports

clue: On the field, he's a powerhouse defensive end, barreling towards you at 140mph. Off the field, he's a reckless stoned driver, barreling through Missouri at 140mph.

explanation: Richardson is a defensive end for the New York Jets as of this goo's creation. He is known for his legal troubles including being arrested in 2015 for driving 140mph in St. Charles County while high. more…

difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Justin Woods, Matthew Preston, Ryan Dunn, and Jesse King


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