publication date: Friday, September 28, 2007 (part of Round XXXI)
clue: Leave this goo alone! He's a human! All you players want is more more more more more!
explanation: Crocker was a YouTube participant who gained widespread attention for his tearful defense of Britney Spears, crying phrases like the above. more…
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Justin Woods, Matthew Preston, Joanna Woods, Denise Sawicki, Mike Rothstein, Steve Dunn, Amy Austin, Mike Eberhart, Aaron Shurtleff, Dave Mitzman, Elliot Farney, Jerry Mathis, Tony Peters, Lori Lancaster, Walter Chesser, Mihai Rusu, Shawn Brandt, Kelly Hardie, Jason Evans, Sam Boyarsky, and Jacob Martin