This celebrity goo was created by player LaVonne Lemler.

publication date: Sunday, October 14, 2018 (part of Fall 2018)

category: Accidents

clue: Do you believe this sports fan envisioned riding away from a professional event with a life-changing injury?

explanation: Corine Remande was struck and blinded in one eye when a stray tee shot veered into the crowd during the Ryder Cup Tournament, causing her eyeball to explode. more…

difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Chris Lemler, and Erik Bates


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