publication date: Tuesday, January 1, 2013 (part of Winter 2013)

category: Government

clue: He was both the youngest and oldest person to have been Secretary of Defense, under presidents Gerald Ford and George W. Bush.

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, LaVonne Lemler, Samir Mehta, Chris Lemler, Justin Woods, Matthew Preston, Richard Slominsky, Joanna Woods, Denise Sawicki, Mike Rothstein, Steve Dunn, and Erik Bates

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