Donald Rumsfeld
publication date: Tuesday, January 1, 2013 (part of Winter 2013)
category: 
Government
clue: He was both the youngest and oldest person to have been Secretary of Defense, under presidents Gerald Ford and George W. Bush.
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Justin Woods, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Joanna Woods, Matthew Preston, Richard Slominsky, Denise Sawicki, Mike Rothstein, Steve Dunn, and Erik Bates
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