This celebrity goo was created by player Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie replaced the difficulty, made major changes to the clue, and made major changes to the explanation provided by Chris.

publication date: Monday, January 11, 2021 (part of Winter 2021)

category: Sports

clue: This second/shortstop, who has played for San Diego, St. Louis, Los Angeles, and Milwaukee, is now a Padre to 3 little jerks running around his house and not the baseball field.

explanation: Gyorko and his wife have three young children. Gyorko wore number 3 on his Cards uniform. more…

difficulty: very hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, LaVonne Lemler, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, Denise Sawicki, and Erik Bates

trivia: This goo was created before Gyorko left the Cardinals in 2019. Scott edited the clue which referred to him as a Cardinal in the present tense.


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