This celebrity goo was created by Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie may have altered Chris's goo before publication.

publication date: Monday, January 11, 2021 (part of Winter 2021)

category: Sports

clue: This second/shortstop, who has played for San Diego, St. Louis, Los Angeles, and Milwaukee, is now a Padre to 3 little jerks running around his house and not the baseball field.

explanation: Gyorko and his wife have three young children. Gyorko wore number 3 on his Cards uniform. more…

intended difficulty: very hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Richard Slominsky, Denise Sawicki, and Erik Bates

trivia: This goo was created before Gyorko left the Cardinals in 2019. Scott edited the clue which referred to him as a Cardinal in the present tense.


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