This celebrity goo was created by Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie may have altered Chris's goo before publication.

This goo was worth a point in March 2023.

publication date: Sunday, March 19, 2023 (part of March 2023)

category: Crime

clue: You should give me 35,000 reasons why this prankster should not be charged with poisoning tomatoes, carrots, bananas, and blueberries.

explanation: Margaret Cirko has been charged with felony counts of terrorist threats, threats to use a "biological agent' and criminal mischief. Margaret Cirko has been arrested and charged after police say she coughed on $35,000 worth of produce at a grocery store in Pennsylvania while screaming "I have COVID!" more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Steve West


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