This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo was worth a point in December 2025.

publication date: Friday, December 26, 2025 (part of December 2025)

category: Comedy

clue: This stand-up escaped his confinement to the comedy club by making an ass of himself while starring in a series of viral commercials for fake Chicago businesses.

explanation: Hines, a former correctional officer who has integrated his prison experiences into his stand-up material, starred in a series of viral videos for fake businesses like "Jones' Good-Ass BBQ And Foot Massage," "Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage," and "Jones' Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal and Daycare Academy." more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky


Similar Goos

Dusty Slay

This trucker-hat enthusiast slays 'em out there with his Southern perspective on comedy and Bible-tinged podcast. Go »

Alfred E. Neuman

Boys and girls, I'm a new man. Go »

Margaret Cho

You don't date Quentin Tarantino and stay all-American. Go »

Cheech Marin

This Californian county is up in smoke. Go »

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

This game's not bad... for him to poop on. Go »

Wanda Sykes

If she had my job, this brassy comedienne at large would be making her own goo. Go »