publication date: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 (part of Spring 2011)

category: Sports

clue: tell us a story about a possessed soccer ball that kills people (who's the king?)

explanation: King was a soccer player, not to be confused with horror writer Stephen King. more…

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Justin Woods, Matthew Preston, Richard Slominsky, Joanna Woods, Denise Sawicki, Mike Rothstein, Steve Dunn, Ryan Dunn, and Jon Berry

The Other Guys: Even in the age of blogs and reality shows, we still can't all be famous. These five people have done their best, but they'll never outshine their better-known namesakes.

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