Tegan Humphrey
This celebrity goo was created by Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie may have altered Chris's goo before publication.
publication date: Monday, October 20, 2014 (part of Fall 2014)
category: 
Records
clue: You shouldn't sing or hum free while trying to catch a mermaid.
explanation: Humphrey was a six-year-old Alaskan girl on a fishing trip with her father. While trying to catch a mermaid, she reeled in a 138.8 halibut, becoming the youngest winner of the local fishing competition. more…
intended difficulty: hard
solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Steve West
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