So, some of my co-workers (though technically subordinates, but I hate those kinds of terms) went digging around on the interwebs and found me here on Funeratic. They said I should write more blog posts because they are great. Ok. If you are reading this, let me know, and I'll try writing more often. I think you all are full of BS.

Everyone else who is not a co-worker, hi!


Five Replies to 24-VI-2019 or Your move!

Erik Bates | June 24, 2019
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Scott Hardie | June 25, 2019
I also think your blog posts are great!

Shaun Creasey | June 25, 2019
Howdy o/

Aaron Shurtleff | June 25, 2019
9:07 am! Are you posting on company time??

Scott Hardie | June 26, 2019
Welcome Shaun! :-D


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