Homer Sings
by Steve West on May 24, 2008
Do-Re-Mi
as sung by Homer Simpson
DOh - The stuff that buys me beer.
RAY - The guy that sells me beer.
ME - The guy who drinks the beer.
FAR - A long way to get beer.
SO - I'll have another beer.
LA - I'll have another beer.
TEA - No thanks. I'm drinking beer!
That will bring us back to ... (looks into an empty glass)
DOH!
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