It's a Small World
by Scott Hardie on January 7, 2007

Somehow "small" doesn't do Earth justice. (link)
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The creator of Funeratic, Scott Hardie, blogs about running this site, losing weight, and other passions including his wife Kelly, his friends, movies, gaming, and Florida. Read more »

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Amy Austin | January 8, 2007
Or is it Earth that doesn't do "small" justice??? ;-)
Man, I'd hate to try and be a globe-trotter on "MY CEPHEI" or "VV CEPHEI"!!! (Hell, even Betelgeuse or Sirius, for that matter...)