I've mentioned my wife, Brenda in numerous posts. Thought it was about time to introduce (at least her picture) her to my on-line friends. This is also the only picture to which she consented.


Four Replies to My Child Bride

Scott Hardie | April 18, 2008
Hello Brenda! You make a very happy couple. :-)

Amy Austin | April 18, 2008
So that's where the original tux shot came from... (yes?)

Steve West | April 18, 2008
Yes, oh observant one.

Lori Lancaster | April 18, 2008
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