Steve West: Punnyman
by Steve West on May 28, 2012
Recent conversation with Brenda:
me: I've only been addicted to one thing my entire life.
Brenda: Yeah? What's that?
me: I'm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop anytime I want.
Brenda: I'm calling the police. I'm sure that broke a dozen laws.
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Web Junkie
Steve West scours the Web searching for interest or absurdity and then shakes his head ruefully when he finds it. Read more »
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Scott Hardie | May 29, 2012
Very funny. :-)