Recent conversation with Brenda:


me: I've only been addicted to one thing my entire life.





Brenda: Yeah? What's that?





me: I'm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop anytime I want.




Brenda: I'm calling the police. I'm sure that broke a dozen laws.


One Reply to Steve West: Punnyman

Scott Hardie | May 29, 2012
Very funny. :-)


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