Steve West: Punnyman
by Steve West on May 28, 2012

Recent conversation with Brenda:

me: I've only been addicted to one thing my entire life.

Brenda: Yeah? What's that?

me: I'm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop anytime I want.

Brenda: I'm calling the police. I'm sure that broke a dozen laws.
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Scott Hardie | May 29, 2012
Very funny. :-)