Steve West: Punnyman
by Steve West on May 28, 2012

Recent conversation with Brenda:

me: I've only been addicted to one thing my entire life.

Brenda: Yeah? What's that?

me: I'm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop anytime I want.

Brenda: I'm calling the police. I'm sure that broke a dozen laws.
One Reply to Steve West: Punnyman
Web Junkie
Steve West scours the Web searching for interest or absurdity and then shakes his head ruefully when he finds it. Read more »

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First Post
Rather than clog the TC Board with things that mostly interest me exclusively, this seemed a more appropriate avenue. I'll probably post something nearly every day as I'm online daily just surfin' & lookin' for weird stuff. For example, how else would I have ever known of these products if I hadn't seen them using "strange" in a search string? Go »
Scott Hardie | May 29, 2012
Very funny. :-)