Small representative sample of the films presented "in 5 seconds". Several are inspired by the original joke and many last more than 5 seconds, but all are abridged to hilarious result. These are my favorites: Rocky I, II, III, IV, V, & VI; Scarface; Snakes On A Plane; Titanic; and Gladiator.


One Reply to That Guy With The Glasses

Amy Austin | November 18, 2007
Titanic & Gladiator... messed up.


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