publication date: Monday, December 2, 2002 (part of Round XVIII)
clue: Charles might park her on the throne.
explanation: At the time this goo went online, Parker-Bowles was the longtime girlfriend of British Prince Charles, who was expected to marry her and make her the future queen. The words "park her" refer to her last name. more…
solved by: Matthew Preston, Denise Sawicki, Mike Eberhart, Dave Mitzman, Lori Lancaster, Aaron Fischer, Kelly Stokes, Amir H. Sufyani, Andy Hubbartt, D. R., Angela Lathem-Ballard, Dan Donovan, Effie Schaver, Steve Elliser, Angie Whitehead, and Bianca DeLaVega
trivia: To prevent incorrect guesses for a specific person, Scott emphatically pointed out in the mailing list announcement that this goo was not Princess Diana.