publication date: Thursday, September 27, 2018 (part of Fall 2018)

category: Controversy

clue: It's hard to be blasé about sexual assault, especially when the accused is about to join the highest court in the land.

difficulty: very easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Richard Slominsky, and Erik Bates

trivia: This goo was published on the day that Blasey Ford testified before members of Congress about her alleged assault by Brett Kavanaugh.


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