This celebrity goo was created by player Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie provided the category and difficulty, made minor changes to the clue provided by Chris, and wrote the explanation.

publication date: Monday, February 27, 2017 (part of Spring 2017)

category: Comedy

clue: If you were raised on the south side of Chicago, he would say that you are one big dummy.

explanation: Chicago-raised Foxx was known for calling the people around him big dummies. more…

difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, LaVonne Lemler, Samir Mehta, Justin Woods, Matthew Preston, Jesse King, and Scott Hardie

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