This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo was worth a point in March 2026.

publication date: Tuesday, March 17, 2026 (part of March 2026)

category: Religion

clue: This Irish saint is remembered every year for having had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking island!

explanation: Although St. Patrick was a real historical figure and a Catholic bishop, he was never formally canonized as a saint, he did not drive any snakes from Ireland, and there is no record of him quoting Samuel L. Jackson. more…

intended difficulty: very easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, Hugh Spaffman, Wilbur Soot, and Matthew Anderson

player landmarks: This was the first goo solved by Matthew Anderson.


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