publication date: Friday, February 7, 2014 (part of Winter 2014)

category: Family

clue: It's a wonder that he had enough secrets left to write a tell-all family memoir, after airing so much dirty laundry in the press.

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Justin Woods, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Joanna Woods, Richard Slominsky, Mike Rothstein, and Aaron Shurtleff

trivia: Scott was inspired to create all five goos in the "Bad News Brothers" theme by text that he had written a decade earlier for the goo of Jeb Bush.

Bad News Brothers: Being elected President of the United States is an honor, but having one of these screw-ups for a sibling is not. In recognition of Presidents Day, here are five goos who embarrassed their brothers in the White House, in reverse presidential order.

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Roger Clinton

His drinking and his high-profile failures at singing and acting created a headache for his brother's protectors. Go »

Neil Bush

His savings & loan collapse cost taxpayers more than a billion dollars, but it happened when his father was in the White House, not his brother. Go »

Billy Carter

It's fine to like beer. It's fine to name a brew after yourself. It's not fine when your brother is the nation's top diplomat. Go »

Donald Nixon

A loan from a world-famous aviator wasn't enough to rescue this businessman from failure, and the press never let his brother forget it. Go »

Alexander the Great

This Greek king took a Risk by invading lands as far east as India, but he never lost a battle. Go »

Arvind Mahankali

Knowing words like "knaidel" will help this 13-year-old win any game of Scrabble. Go »

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