Sam Houston Johnson
publication date: Friday, February 7, 2014 (part of Winter 2014)
category: 
Family
clue: It's a wonder that he had enough secrets left to write a tell-all family memoir, after airing so much dirty laundry in the press.
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, LaVonne Lemler, Samir Mehta, Chris Lemler, Richard Slominsky, Justin Woods, Joanna Woods, Mike Rothstein, and Aaron Shurtleff
trivia: Scott was inspired to create all five goos in the "Bad News Brothers" theme by text that he had written a decade earlier for the goo of Jeb Bush.
Bad News Brothers: Being elected President of the United States is an honor, but having one of these screw-ups for a sibling is not. In recognition of Presidents Day, here are five goos who embarrassed their brothers in the White House, in reverse presidential order.Similar Goos
Neil Bush
His savings & loan collapse cost taxpayers more than a billion dollars, but it happened when his father was in the White House, not his brother. Go »
Roger Clinton
His drinking and his high-profile failures at singing and acting created a headache for his brother's protectors. Go »
Billy Carter
It's fine to like beer. It's fine to name a brew after yourself. It's not fine when your brother is the nation's top diplomat. Go »
Donald Nixon
A loan from a world-famous aviator wasn't enough to rescue this businessman from failure, and the press never let his brother forget it. Go »
Joan Hardie
This Funeratic member is not technically a celebrity, but she is by far the most common guess made by stumped and frustrated players, both online and at GooCon. Go »
