publication date: Friday, February 7, 2014 (part of Winter 2014)

category: Family

clue: It's a wonder that he had enough secrets left to write a tell-all family memoir, after airing so much dirty laundry in the press.

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, LaVonne Lemler, Samir Mehta, Chris Lemler, Justin Woods, Richard Slominsky, Joanna Woods, Mike Rothstein, and Aaron Shurtleff

trivia: Scott was inspired to create all five goos in the "Bad News Brothers" theme by text that he had written a decade earlier for the goo of Jeb Bush.

Bad News Brothers: Being elected President of the United States is an honor, but having one of these screw-ups for a sibling is not. In recognition of Presidents Day, here are five goos who embarrassed their brothers in the White House, in reverse presidential order.

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